Category Archives: Starring…The Kid

Mom keeps saying this word, routine, like I’m supposed to know what it means. What is she talking about? When I was born, I didn’t cry much. Apparently I was supposed to cook a couple weeks longer than I did, … Continue reading →

Mom is having her coffee and watching Live with Kelly right now, so I figured it would be a good time for me to give an update. She seems to not like being messed with while she’s drinking her coffee…or … Continue reading →

Mommy said the other day that things sure have changed around here, and since I wasn’t here before, I’ll just have to trust her. But I can bear witness to one thing changing: this blog. Though she isn’t crying as … Continue reading →